.one too many.

…a place for waste…

soso shiny.

with 10 comments

finally.

i no longer have to feel ashamed!

i can sit in a dark corner,

in dramatic moody lighting,

in my all black suit,

and completely

and utterly

and totally

embrace

my rare crystal art collection…

what a relief.

crystalart-363

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Written by canepari

February 17, 2009 at 4:24 am

10 Responses

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  1. DUDE! Check this guy’s bear claw hand! He must be so rich to have such huge animal hands!

    Jeanne

    February 18, 2009 at 2:36 am

  2. people don’t talk about it much but it is fairly common among the hyper-wealthy. doctors refer to it as ‘the swell’ but we all know that’s just a fancy name for having a socially awkward enlarged hand that no one wants to look at directly…

    canepari

    February 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm

  3. Yes, “some indulgences (animal swell) cannot be explained.” It’s a rebuttal, an alibi, a lifestyle. No explanation needed.

    Will

    February 18, 2009 at 5:51 pm

  4. i’ve been drinking. animalswellhands is a real problem. socially and politically. we’re all responsible. but it starts with the parents…

    canepari

    February 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm

  5. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!?

    jameson

    February 23, 2009 at 5:52 am

  6. james, they are my friends. try to be nice. you couldn’t be my only fan forever….

    canepari

    February 24, 2009 at 6:08 pm

  7. jameson comes right out the gate with the all-caps. and the “!?” (!!) we’re just talking about animalswellhands, no beef.

    will

    February 27, 2009 at 5:20 am

  8. wait… will… i know that guy… yeah?
    i’m not used to having to share this space…
    i guess i could learn. *sigh*

    jameson

    February 27, 2009 at 5:51 am

  9. ugh. try not to use my blahg for social networking. i’m not your friendstr…

    ha.

    john candy

    February 27, 2009 at 11:22 am

  10. – Kaylynn, You had better watch out!!! You are going to be an event pleannr before you know it!!! I can already see brides all over asking for you to design their wedding!!! lol..I love you. You are so super creative!!!

    Shamees

    February 23, 2013 at 12:51 pm


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