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mirror face.

with 11 comments

boom.

i am the best ever.

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Written by canepari

March 25, 2009 at 2:59 pm

my milkshake.

with 5 comments

dear god,

please send me to a place where men dress like ancient warriors and ride horses standing up and walk in huge numbers carrying knives, swords, guns and spears.  and if you could, also please put a small little circus next to this place that plays creepy music and no one claps and little nepali girls perform disorganized acrobatics and the main attraction is the Well of Death.  and finally, if at all possible, change my name to masterblastercanepari and put 1 million dollars into my bank of america checking account.

your bff,

zippy.

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at first i wasn’t sure but now i have no idea

Written by canepari

March 20, 2009 at 11:02 am

masterblaster.

with 3 comments

what??!!!

this is the best ever.

do people do this?

my hands are shaking.

i am overwhelmed.

tears of joy.

it’s just tootoo much.

i wonder what kind of films he makes???

hola-1099

i’m so happy

Written by canepari

March 17, 2009 at 6:57 am

slaughter is the best medicine.

with 3 comments

ladies and gents,

i’m proud to announce the completion of my new film.

it’s titled

“Don’t Mess with Sharif.”

hopefully it’ll make some of you forget my first film.

(that was actually a subliminal plug for my first film.  watch it!!)

anyways,

it’s a tale of tribal honour, revenge and sacrifice in the name of tribal honour, revenge and sacrifice.

it’s also a love story.

and a musical.

it has fistfights,

fake moustaches,

AKs,

TNTs,

midget comedians,

twirly moustaches,

villians,

pimps,

and

a grip of fatjigglingdancing ladies…

now,

i feel the urge to warn you,

it cost about $240 to produce.

it’s 4 hours long and was shot on a betacam from 1984.

and it’s in pushto.

and the Taliban have threatened to kill anyone who goes to the DVD shop in Peshawar to buy it.

that might limit your interest/access

but

personally

i think it’s worth the trip.

as a motivator

i’ve attached some set photos from the production.

if you think i’m funny and you like me,

continue down.

if you enjoy learning about things and think i need to get serious,

go here.

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the P is for Producktor.

Written by canepari

March 8, 2009 at 11:37 am

jackpot.

with 2 comments

canepari wins big.

scored a top seed in the PDN World in Focus competition.

me!

not much in prizes though.

whatever.

a hotpinkcomb and an ittybittyportion of vaseline is always good to have.

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zippy.

Written by canepari

March 1, 2009 at 6:01 pm