.one too many.

…a place for waste…

my name is ponzy.

with 3 comments

10 nails,

twenty 2by4s,


2 pieces of heavyduty cardboard

= 1 product.

3 rocks,

1 newspaper,

and a handful of change

= 1 office

2 employees

= 1 man collects the tolls and 1 man entertains the man collecting the tolls.


2 radioactiveneon colored babychickens

= 1 stellar marketing strategy.

it may sound like a 3rd world science experiment but really,

it’s my new business.

the company name is

“dirtywater dirtybridge inc.”

we specialize in small, possibly dangerous bridges in obscure, possibly dangerous locations.

its a niche market.

for more info,

check our website.


and if you live in a poor dangerous country with an uncrossable body of water,

think of us.











Written by canepari

April 1, 2009 at 5:29 am

3 Responses

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  1. Are these chicks specially dyed? I’m in Shanghai and there is a phenomenon where hawkers are selling specially dyed dogs that die in a matter of weeks.

    Your pictures are so evocative and the texture is a particular fav of mine. I’ve browsed them all, starting with your latest NYT collection, that was really special.

    Sue Anne

    Sue Anne

    April 17, 2009 at 12:50 am

  2. Sue Anne, you, my dear, are the special one. and a neon pink pitbull is about the coolest thing i can imagine, so kudos for that…


    April 27, 2009 at 9:11 am

  3. oh wait. they die?? that sucks. i wouldn’t want it to dye because of it’s awesome neon pink coat of fur. that would be such a bummer. any ideas how we can have neon pink pitbulls that don’t die??


    April 27, 2009 at 9:14 am

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