.one too many.

…a place for waste…

m(ekong)

with 2 comments

The Art of Naming a Photo Essay.

by

zackary david canepari.

step one.

nodoze.

step two.

crown and ginger.

step three.

get a car.

preferibly an SUV with some space and a sun roof.

close the windows.

lock the doors.

step four.

from beginning to end,

listen to any one of the wu-tang clan’s first 5 albums.

cuban linx is the obvious choice.

tical is my secret weapon.

step five.

let nature take its course

disclaimer;

this method isn’t scientific.

if you find yourself suffocating in an old toyota 4-runner,

A-Son blowing out your woofer

and a nodoze/whiskey headache on the horizon,

than this might not be the answer for you.

if you do reach this point,

i recommend the path of least resistance.

name the essay after the thing/place/people you photographed.

maybe throw some random parantheses in there for effect.

and

call it a day

like so.

m(ekong)

you’re welcome

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Written by canepari

June 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm

2 Responses

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  1. Nice!

    Dennis

    June 9, 2011 at 3:47 pm

  2. only three photos?! youre getting soft.

    Sam Dolnick

    June 14, 2011 at 8:05 pm


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