.one too many.

…a place for waste…


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quip qui quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip quip dog show.


i want a dog.


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November 16, 2011 at 12:24 am

.el paso to juarez to el paso to juarez to el paso.

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Dave Chappelle as Ahchoo:


this ain’t exactly the mississippi.  

i’m on one side,

i’m on the other side.  

i’m on the east bank.

i’m on the west bank…”

Cary Elwes as Robin Hood:

“that’s not the point,

it’s the principle of the thing…”

i couldn’t have explained it better myself.

men in tights

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November 9, 2011 at 4:47 pm

triple dip from detroit.

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Ruddy Kip once said,

“Four things greater than all things are…

woman and horse and power and war.”

my response to that is…


according to Calamari Canepari Cannelloni (aka zackary david),

“Four things greater than all things are…

woman and pizza and cameras and coffee.”

 your loss, Rudyard.




fuck yo’couch

not dead.

alive and well.

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November 3, 2011 at 12:15 pm

i not not you not why not?

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it started with spearfishing.

pearl plucking in the orient.

lobster poaching in honduras.

sponge diving in greece.

after that,

it was luc besson.

le grand blu.

enzo and jacque.

rosanna arquette.

death in the french version.

dolphins in the american version.

french teenagers were never the same again.

today it’s apnea.

competitive apnea.  dynamic apnea.  static apnea.

free immersion.  no limits.  constant weight.

fins or no fins.

bi fins or monfins.

 orca suits or custom 5 mil suits.

shallow water black outs and samba.

white cards.

red cards.

and of course,

the legend of jana strain.


its about holding your breath underwater.

equalize or die.

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October 12, 2011 at 4:06 pm

I know why the cage bird sings.

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i’m lying.

the truth is,

i have no idea why she sings.

probably because she is bored.

we all do funny things when we’re bored.

only one word to describe it…


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October 1, 2011 at 6:31 am

blaster master disaster.

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life is good and good for you.


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September 20, 2011 at 5:43 am


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“see that?  that’s a door.”

“a door to what?”

“somewhere else.  heaven probably.”


“what do you see?”

“ummm.  the sun?”

“well, people see what they want to see.”

“indeed.  what about that one?”

“well… it’s hard to say.”


“it could be the Virgin Mary.”


“right there.  see the shadow?”

“yes, i see the shadow.”

“well, that could be her.”


“i have another one with the face of God.”

“with you?”

“nah.  it’s in storage.”

“bummer.  how long have you been coming here?”

“13 years or so.”

“will you be here next month?”

“don’t think so.  this is probably the last time.”

“why’s that?”

“well, the rapture is coming.”


It’s called Our Lady of the Rock.

21 years ago Maria Alcuna prayed for her sick daughter.

She says she had a vision.

She says the Virgin came to her.

Now once a month,

she and 1000+ of her followers,

meet in the Mojave.

They pray.

They sing.

And they photograph the sun.



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September 15, 2011 at 1:45 am